Archive for May, 2005

Ooh, long time din post anything liau…

Wednesday, May 18th, 2005

first off, happy birthday to Sing bih and Ian!!! I hope you have a boring lame pathetic party… coz i wont be there to celebrate with you, hehe…

I’ve been playing prince of persia for the past few days tats why malas wanna post liau… in other words, bloggin is just my way of killing time! if i have anything better to do…hmm, actually if i have anything better to do at all than i’d rather do that!

oh, one of my jealous so-called "friends" wrote a post all about me!!! i dun care wat it says, all publicity is good publicity…to a certain extent of course…all you weirdos out there who love to annoy poor me i think you’ll find this amusing so check it out…

http://veroncraze.blogs.friendster.com/baby_chucker/2005/05/jiaren_jiaren.html

hmm, a lot of the informatics kuching ppl are coming back today…wanted to stay until the city day but couldn’t could ya?! so alang-alang…muahahahaha!!!! so close yet so far! nyaman!!!

ps. i bet you thought that was a link didn’t ya???haha, losers…

I forgot to turn off my handphone in the plane…

Saturday, May 14th, 2005

yeah, i know…I ROCK!!! ok lar, it was by accident…duh!! anyways, it went like this:

I was being a good lil boy, waiting before i "arrive in the terminal building" to turn on my handphone. So, there I was, in the building already but when i took out my hp(kids, hp = handphone, ok?), it was already on!!! oh no! …but somehow, i distinctively remembered switching it off wor!! oh well, by God’s grace nothing happened…*phew* nasib it didn’t ring during the flight otherwise i’d be in really BIG trouble!

…anyway, the moral of the story is U DO NOT NEED TO TURN OFF UR HANDPHONE IN THE PLANE! its just one of the government schemes to make us suffer in that sardin can!!!

…after that, i came back to my apartment…man, its clean! …and oh, I had 13 hamsters before I left…now im left with 5…or something like that lah! wanna know why? or issit just another boring story? put a comment or get lost!

-good night-

Friday the 13th…

Friday, May 13th, 2005

hmm… wat an interesting date… anyone know why friday the 13th is considered unlucky? seemed pretty fun to me!!!

…but if ur here, you dont wanna know about friday the 13th, u wanna know about ME!!! lil ol me… ahh, greetings to all my fans!!!

what evil exploits have i been up to today???*thinks…* oh, first of all im proud to announce that i woke up early today!!! 11.15AM! ooh, im so disciplined, huh? later i used my extraordinary social engineering skills to get a free pencil case from the PC fair with a nice lil INTEL logo on it, yeah!!! i saw doris, doris’s mum, anthony(thats u andy), jefferson, mark(i think)… *if i missed anyone out, thats coz ur just not worthy enough to be mentioned in here*

…later that day i went to see horse(for those of u lamers who din geddit, i meant seahorse! sheesh…*rolls eyes*) with sing bih and nicholas…talk crap and catch up on old times…u know: world war I, wordl war II…

man, come to think of it, whada boring last day in miri it was…and later ill be on my way back to rot in kuching!*sigh*…bloody semester starts on monday!

MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT ALLOWS PORN IN THEATRES!!!

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005

now that i have your attention…

obviously that isnt true! …and never will be unless I become prime minister… (hooray, vote for jiaren) …so just shut up and read on you disgusting perverts!

today wat seemed to be a boring day ended out to be a heck of a lot more than i bargained for… so lets cut the crap…

i went swimming in a swimming pool (oh wow…) with doris (evil donna’s sister), erm… bella(doris’ manager*eng eng)*,flora and bulan(moon angel,hehe) …all of which i have never met before in my life! guys, be jealous! be very jealous! they’re all gorgeous chicks!

neways, after that i came home walloped 2 plates of yummy speghetti( so much for swimmng and exercising huh?) and then went online where i got pissed at some ppl coz they did things that indirectly annoyed me *arrgh* …but since im such a nice, wonderful, sweet, innocent guy i forgave em and spared their lives…

yeah, thats about it… i wanna go watch tv now, bye!

…you perverts still here?!?! get lost already…or write a comment, chiao!

Evil Kokoberry!

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005

Today i went to kokoberry and survived!!! …was supposed to go yesterday but donna gave me the wrong directions! evil donna!!!she tricked me into drinking one of their biochemically enhanced beverages…*yuck* next time i’ll know better…maybe…

..and while im here, i might as well kutuk veronica too…CACAT VERONICA, PERASAN VERONICA, EVIL VERONICA!!!

neways, after that i hung out with johann and kathy…we did boring stuff with boring things at boring places even though we had big plans at first until we got bored of getting bored and went home thus continuing our boring lives apart and everyone lived boringly ever after, the end…

Oh crap!

Monday, May 9th, 2005

yeah, yeah… i know…its not pink, its purple. Well, it looked pink whe i picked the colour out!!!

I must be colour blindwateva

…at least I took the time to correct my mistake, right?

hmm, whada we have here…

Monday, May 9th, 2005

Well, if anybody out there actually took the time to read this junk, congratulations!

This probably shows how much time i have to waste, huh?

So watcha think of the pink background?! yeah, i told you i have very lousy taste in style…or colour coordination for that matter…

ugh, lazy wanna type liau… see you losers again soon!