Philosphy of Life.

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Obviously the title was a crap…all those ppl who know me know i would never (in my right mind) ever write sumthing like that…but anyway…
They’re positively the greatest things that ever happened to us, huh guys!!!- the ones with sisters, that is…
yeah right! as if lar… they’re a burden to us all…
They’re caring, loving, a shoulder to cry on, compassionate, the list goes on and on…
…such as evil, annoying, a pain in the butt, a nuisanse, unsporting, mean, inconsiderate and lots more!
Adam must have been so happy to have Eve in the garden of Eden with him…Women are God’s greatest gift to mankind…they make every second in life worth more and every breath that you take count!
…ready for the truth, boys??? Here it is…(Jiaren style!):
God saw Adam in the garden and wanted to give him a partner. God told him that she would love him, take care of him, feed him, stand by him, and please him forever. Adam was curious and asked, "What’s she gonna cost me?". God answered, "An arm and a leg." Adam thought to himself for a while and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
…we’ve been suffering ever since…*sigh*
That is why my conclusion is SISTERS-YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! I love my sister very much!!! She rocks!!! yeah!
Oh man, this is gonna be embarrassing if people read the post without realising that all this crap is underneath…might affect my reputation…congratulations if you "read between the lines" of this post, hehe…
This post is dedicated to my favourite sister, Linzhi!!! hope you like it!
…shes my only sister which means shes also my most annoying sister as well, din have much of a choice there…*sigh*
-bubai-

Came back from school, found my last hamster dead (finally - their population peaked at 14 or 15 a few months back), my bathroom mirror broken(bought another one, dropped it in the shop right after paying for it and now no mirror again), and all this terms assignments came out…(arrgh!!)

…well, actually that was all two days ago but wat de heck, its not like you care right?! Today, my apartment no water til now…*sigh* dunno if the stupid informatics forgot to pay our water bill or what…lousy evil informatics, hmmph!
Yup, im smelly!

just got back from watching Initial D, if you follow the anime, you probably won’t like it but if ur just watching it for fun or becoz the Jay Chou fella is in it then you probably will. neways, my quick rating is 5/10…

…have to go to sleep now, got class in da morning… gunite ya’ll and those who kena the national service thingie, "Muahahahahaha" to you!
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To save you the trouble and save me the hassle…
C Programming - "A"
Business Organisation and Communication - "B"
System Analysis and Design - "C+"
Computer Architecture and Data Communication - "C"
Information Managament - "D"

For those of you who dun understand what that garbage means, i’ll briefly describe em for you…

C Programming is the English language at its worst… probably created by morons who couldn’t speak English properly and decided that if they were going down, they might as well bring us down with ‘em!!

Business Orgaisation and Communication as you would have guessed is all about how well you can hold a straight face while conning your victim of their hard earned money…

System Analysis and Design is how to analyse and design a system…duh!!! haha…you know like when ur too lazy to wipe ur butt after you poop??? These people will try to design a system so you will never ever hafta wipe ur butt again…a loser job but omebody’s gotta do it right???

Computer Architecture on the other hand is how glamourous and beautiful you can make ur computer look…Data Communication is how you communicate with ur computer. Example, when ur monitor starts flickering and you give it a nice smack and everything returns to normal…its as if the computer understands you, right???

Information Management is simple - How well you can keep a secret… not surprisingly I nearly flunked it…*sigh*