Archive for August, 2005

The calm before the storm…

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

    In approximately 2 weeks my final exams for this term will start…its gonna be hectic!!! I can almost imagine it: students gone mad, lecturers commiting suicide, school facilities broken, toilet jammed, so on and so forth…but at the moment, still no last minute panic to motivate me to study yet…so bascially I’m loafing around wasting my time…haiz…i’ll start studying tomorrow, i promise… 

    Just now I went out with Charlie…BEWARE!!! He’s retarded, drives like a gorilla with a broken arm and is on a mission to kill!!! If seen do not approach, considered dumb and highly contageous!!!
Hang on, lemme see if I can find an appropriate picture of this beast…
**searches thru computer**
ahh…this one is just right! Check it out!

13553512658255lThis is Mr. Charlie Sim, kinda looks and acts like a sim as well( the computer game) the only difference is that his IQ is lower…
Just look at those guilty eyes, that crooked grin, that demonic haircut, those insane glassses…
What evil will could keep such a creature alive?!?!

So wat else is new??? oh, first of all, I didn’t get the german measles so thats no fun…ANYBODY OUT THERE, IF YOU HAVE THE GERMAN MEASLES PLS PM ME, I WANT IT!!! …i waited so long too…*sigh* Besdes that, I managed to pass all my progress test subjects!!! yeah!!! someone up there must like me…*wink* hehe…

Hooray, My Blog finally works again!!!

Sunday, August 7th, 2005

the stupid thing went cacat for a few days i oso dunno why… Linzhi’s blog oso like that, dunno if shes fixed hers yet but if she hasn’t then: Muahahhahahahahaha!!! …to you…

crap, now baru i perasan i fixed this thingie now then just now useless lar i upload new photos to my frenster profile…ARRGH!!!

neways, tired liau, just now went the the food fair for the third time this week, hehe…eat lar! eat lar! as if im not fat enough!!! so what?! you gonna stop me?! c’mon, i dare you!!! *sticks tongue out*

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im going bezzzzzerkzz liau, talking to myself and all…better go to sleep…be sure to read the post under this one!


I have a discrete math progress test tomorrorw,
I don’t have a pencil yet and too lazy to borrow,
My brain can’t take anymore of memorizing this junk,
I’m pretty sure that I’m gonna flunk!

thanks for your time………………NOT!!!
-til next itme, out-

One Friday afternoon…

Friday, August 5th, 2005

Im sitting in my classroom now wondering what to do,

It’s so friggin boring ler, not to mention stuffy too.

The spaces are so narrow, the internet so slow,

The people all so ugly, the atmospheres a drool.

***

The lecturer walks calmly in the room, Thomas Chan is his  name,

He’s witty, smart, and sometimes lame, A.S.P. is his game.

Hes not really teaching today, were supposed to do revision,

But were as noisey as…erm…well…just use your imagination.

***

In front of me is Leonard, Behind me I dont know,

To my right is my pal christopher, and on the left is the window.

Im looking left and right, my eyes piercing through the air,

Nobody seems to be studying, nobody seems to care.

***

The attendance list is being passed around, it’s just about to reach to me,

I grab it as the whole world slows down, to sign it must be my destiny.

It’s done, I’m leaving now,  can finally go play play,

I’ll end this with "Write a comment or get lost and have a nice day!"

…there and back again…*sigh*

Monday, August 1st, 2005

Im…goingblindneedbigbigbig..big…fonts…

whoa, its been a while since my last post…thats becoz i’ve been nothing but a little devil angel… doing assignments and studying for progress tests…last minute! …indeed this has contributed to consecutive sleepless nights and an army of pimples seeking refuge on my face…arrgh!!! never mind, still handsome epilepsy…

neways, i am was back in MIRI, HOORAY!!! …for only 3 days though. din really get to do much…only hang out with my lil brother and my annoying church  frens…

Oh, by the way, i think im gonna get the german measles in 2 weeks…why? coz my brother baru kena and i just found out i havent had them yet(not that im complaining or anything) its supposed to take 2 weeks before it shows or sumthing like that…i wouldn’t have kissed his measle infested arm if i knew  i was still  a german-measle-virgin…

haiz…oh well, wat to do???*thinks* thats right, u got it! im gonna spread it to as many ppl as possible!!! muahahahahaha!!!!and if my calculations are correct, it’ll take 2 weeks for my measles to emerge and another 2 weeks for the measles on the people i infect to emerge, that means whoever i infect will get the measles just before this semesters final exams!!!

The objective of the game is try to NOT get infected, but if you are, you must infect as many people as possible before they clear off. REMEMBER you will only get one chance in life to get the german measles! just like chicken pox so make the best of it while you can!
LEAVE NO REGRETS!!!

OF COURSE THIS IS ASSUMING IM ACTUALLY INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS IN THE FIRST PLACE. I ACCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY INFECTIONS CAUSED.

Cheers!
Happy Infecting,
Jiaren.