Archive for October, 2005

Proof that girls are EVIL!!!

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005


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Eureka!!! I’ve done it!!! It is finished!!! after years and years of calculation and formulas, the final conclusion is undeniable…and its been sumarized to the simplest way possible too… The universal truth the girls are indeed evil!!! We all know it, we’ve all said it, and now I can prove it! Behold the unveiling of the ultimate equation…One that has compelled man for centuries to search for the answer
and now it’s here…and I even categorized it under "gender dicsrimination" lol…

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I’m guessing all the guys are nodding in agreement where as all the girls are going to kill me the next time they see me??? maybe not…but it’s okay, the greatest men in the world are mostly remembered after they have passed on…not that I’m in a hurry though.

Now that thats over with I’m gonna post it as fast as possible…you know the first time I wrote it I was about to post it then my house blacked out?!?! stupid lightning…luckily nothing hancur though…

Afterlife

Friday, October 21st, 2005

Life is a weird process which goes without doubt,
One minute you’re fine the next you’re passed out,
Anytime, anywhere, you could be stripped of your life,
Maybe by natural causes but maybe at the edge of a knife.

My question to you is dear family and friends,
Are you prepared for what’s coming after life ends,
Are you going to hell or are you going to heaven,
It’s your choice either paradise or suffering, both 24-7.

Is it so difficult to believe in God and Christ Jesus,
That He gave His only begotten Son to die and free us,
How is it you can acknowledge the improbability of evolution,
Yet fail to fathom the truth in Genesis to Revelation.

It is not a religion, it never was and never will be,
It is a relationship between me and my heavenly daddy,
You say smoking and drinking is cool but you know it’s a lie,
For once and for all-There ain’t no high like the most high!


- Lau Jiaren

overwhelming emotions.

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

I wish I did not go with them,
I wish  you did not come,
I wish I never met with you,
Although we had such fun.

Well too bad now it’s passed,
Theres nothing I can do,
I cannot change the past,
I cannot stop thinking about you.

I woke up this morning,
You were on my mind,
Even though I keep on trying,
To leave the memories behind.

Our meeting was so very brief,
But the impact was so very deep,
For you stole my heart like a thief,
It craves for you even when I sleep….


*sigh* what is this overwhelming emotion?

SURVEY

Saturday, October 8th, 2005

Hey everyone,
    Im doing a personal survey of what people think about me!!! so please post ur comments!!! all feedback is welcome!!!

**If you managed to read this,
congratulations!!! you have read between the lines…truth be told,
nobody is being dishonest with their comments…only I’m changing
everyones comments for the fun of it so that I can reap the benefits of
my labour…muahahahahahaha!!! This is hilarious for me! period.

…oh, and please be honest!