Philosphy of Life.

I know this movie has been out for a long time already but I’m not exactly a fan. Besides, I was saving it for a special occasion…a couple of days ago, that occasion came to pass…I was bored stiff and was thinking of a way to kill time. So anyway, here is my review for Star Wars Episode III.

 

Title: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.
Runtime: 140 min
Genre: Crap.
Target Audience: Deceased
Certification: PG-13
Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121766/
Reviewer: Me.

I don’t believe I just wasted 2+ hours of my life for watching that pathetic movie! I believe I am now 10 IQ points dumber having watched it. Why anyone would want to have any part in this ridiculus franchise I do not know. The only reason I finished watching it was because of my willpower was strong enough to endure this period of mental torture.

So why do I hate this movie? First of all the very foundation of which the story revolves around is total bullshit(no pun intended). Space, as we all know consists of a vacuum and sound cannot travel through it. You might now be thinking to yourself what this has to do with anything, if you were not then I’m sure you are now. Anyway, to cut a long story short this means that when a spaceship gets shot down in space there is NO big bang! It will just explode silently and it won’t burn forever but once the ships oxygen supply runs out the fire will extinguish itself. The producers should have just made it a silent movie.

Anakin Skywalker- Everyones hero. Turned out to be a gullible nitwit in the end, huh? Anybody know whether Anakin Sywalker had down syndrome or something similiar? He seemed pretty retarded to me. He is suppose to be a wise jedi!!! Wise my foot! My rabbits are smarter than him! …and how is it possible to establish gravity in the friggin space ship? What a load of crap!

…and those are just a some of the examples of dumbness in it. If you haven’t already watched the movie, I suggest you don’t attempt it. Its the most untasteful load of crap to date. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the lowest, i would probably give it a -10! George Lucas, just when I thought he couldn’t get any worse he surprises me yet again. Thanks goodness the saga is complete. May it rest in pieces.

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