Archive for January, 2006

Strange Things You Probably Don’t Know

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
 

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".

During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen
in the distance (and Heston’s wearing a watch).

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
(That explains a few mysteries….)

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
 

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per
side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange,
purple and silver.
 

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
 

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??) 

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down
so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.
 

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’s "Born in
the USA."

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your
thumb.
 

The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player
for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola,
  so they called themselves Motorola.
 

Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
sink into quicksand.

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a
piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin
look-alike contest.
 

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a
woman
to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
most often stolen from public libraries.
 

The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!
 


The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
 

Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000


Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
 

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
 

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =
  12,345,678,987,654,321
 

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
 

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 


Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?
A. Honey

In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase……… "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and
because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".
 


In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them, "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It’s where we get the phrase "mind your P’s and Q’s"

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice. 

 

~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

-LauJiaren.

Dun read if you know whats good for you!

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Yie Chu sucks! Subkiller oso sucks! You 2 deserve each other…go
get married lar!!! now ur gonna find out why I hate to do these kinda stuff and why you should never
involve me in this kind of time-wasting, unproductive, useless activities. Oi,
if I tag you, then you must do it!!! This is the second time I kena, the first
time my comp crashed on me…so you better appreciate this.!!!

 

Read on…I DARE YOU! …but first the instructions(if you give
a crap)


First of all, remove the blog in the no.1 spot from the following list and push
everyone up one place. Then add your own blog to the bottom spot.

1. Alex Allied
2. Clueless Dream
3. Planet Subkiller
4. ycfoo’s life
5. Jiaren’s coolest, awesome, overwhelming, grand, breathtaking,
splendid, tremendous, remarkable, amazing, awe-inspiring, unrivaled, unequaled,
unparalleled, unsurpassed, unmatched, supreme and ultimate blog experience.


Then, answer the following questions :


What were I doing 10 years back :

When I was 9 years old, life was good because I hadn’t met
the 2 morons who tagged me into writing this stupid thingiemajig… 

hmm, what was I doing arr??? The same thing we do every
night, Pinky! Try to take over the world!!!

What were I doing 1 year back :
When I was 18 years old, I was suffering because I had met
the 2 morons who tagged me into writing this stupid thingiemajig… 

The same thing we do every night, Pinky! Try to take over
the world!!!

5 snacks I enjoy :
* Haagan Dazs
* Starbucks
* my nose poop
* my fingernails
* my brothers tummy.

5 songs I know all the lyrics off my head right now :
* Marry Had a Little Clam
* Twinkle Twinkle Little car
* Negaraku
* Spongebob Theme Song
* Teletubbies Theme Song

5 things I would do if I am a millionaire :
* First, give 10% to God(which leaves me with 900,000);
then,
* Point and laugh at Yie Chu and Subkiller who does NOT have
900,000 bucks, and;
* Buy something worth 900,000 dollars, or;
* Convert the money to rupiah, or;
* see what it feels like to burn 900,000 cash.


5 bad habits :

* farting in vehicles full of people.
* scratching crotch and groin in public areas.
* Pee-ing on the flush handle in public toilets
* Shouting at actors in cinema.
* Washing hair once a month.


5 things I love to do :

* farting in vehicles full of people.
* scratching crotch and groin in public areas.
* Pee-ing on the flush handle in public toilets
* Shouting at actors in cinema.
* Washing hair once a month.

5 things you would never wear, buy or get new again :
* Jeans
* Bra
* Panties
* Bikini
* Condom( gee…that was easy, jk…duh!) 

5 favourite “toys” :
* my PDA
* my HP
* my PC
* my Camera
* my p**** (*evil smile*)

Then you select five people to pass it on :

* Veronica Pang! Kekeke…
* Phoebe Balan! No need to thank me, lol…
* Sobri! Nah, now you have something interesting to write…
* Charlie Sim! It’s about time you
updated ur blog
anyways…
* Mark Kallang! (is that how you spell “Kallang”?)..abt time you updated ur blog too…

P.S. I told you not to read it, didn’t I?

-JiarenLau

curious…

Thursday, January 12th, 2006

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Why are you reading this??? Why am I writing this??? Don’t you have anything better to do??? Don’t I have anything better to do??? The worlds growing so fast, everythings evolving…ever wonder about the small things in life??? …like you know when you drink a lot of water until you gotta pee read bad and then when you do pee your pee looks like water, is it still drinkable? or when you feel like farting but you hold it in and if you hold it in long enough you don’t feel like farting anymore, where did all that gas go? hmm…

How is it that when you’re just a small kid, you hate girls so much (applies to guys and maybe some retarded girls) but when you grow older thats all you perverts think about??? or when ur just a kid you always want to grow up to be just like your mum or dad but as you grow older the more you want to get away from them???

Im writing this post coz veron asked me to update my blog but I don’t have anything interesting to talk about….well, thats not entirely true…I got a lot of things to talk about but lazy wanna type…

Sometimes I think way too much…thats what Linzhi says anyway…or at least thats what she used to say. Not anymore though…now if I am curious about the small things in life…like did you know that a rabbit can actually mate with a guinea pig??? I read that it IS possible provided that the rabbit is very young and the guinea pig is very old. I wonder what the offspring would look like, don’t you??? …or instead of drinking beer till you get drunk, what would happen if you injected pure alchohol into your bloodstream??? huh??? …but let’s not go down that road… Anyway, as I was saying, if Im curious about the small things in life now, I go to sleep.

This is especially funny if you dream about it then you wake up and laugh at yourself before falling back to sleep again (and the process repeats)…thats why I always wake up late.

-JiarenLau.

Want something cheap and pirated from China?

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

…whether it be Polo, Dri-fit, jeans, toys, electronics, hardware, paintings, or wateva, just let me know here and I’ll see what I can do…

The pirated stuff here are ridiculously cheap and good in quality so i dun mind…

branded shirts are like RM10…

1GB "Sony" Memory Stick Pro is RM100 (dunno can work anot lar)…

DVD’s are RM2…

GameBoy chips are RM20…

They have pirated digicams, PSP, Zippo, and a whole bunch of stuff…

-JiarenLau.