Philosphy of Life.

 

Why are you reading this??? Why am I writing this??? Don’t you have anything better to do??? Don’t I have anything better to do??? The worlds growing so fast, everythings evolving…ever wonder about the small things in life??? …like you know when you drink a lot of water until you gotta pee read bad and then when you do pee your pee looks like water, is it still drinkable? or when you feel like farting but you hold it in and if you hold it in long enough you don’t feel like farting anymore, where did all that gas go? hmm…

How is it that when you’re just a small kid, you hate girls so much (applies to guys and maybe some retarded girls) but when you grow older thats all you perverts think about??? or when ur just a kid you always want to grow up to be just like your mum or dad but as you grow older the more you want to get away from them???

Im writing this post coz veron asked me to update my blog but I don’t have anything interesting to talk about….well, thats not entirely true…I got a lot of things to talk about but lazy wanna type…

Sometimes I think way too much…thats what Linzhi says anyway…or at least thats what she used to say. Not anymore though…now if I am curious about the small things in life…like did you know that a rabbit can actually mate with a guinea pig??? I read that it IS possible provided that the rabbit is very young and the guinea pig is very old. I wonder what the offspring would look like, don’t you??? …or instead of drinking beer till you get drunk, what would happen if you injected pure alchohol into your bloodstream??? huh??? …but let’s not go down that road… Anyway, as I was saying, if Im curious about the small things in life now, I go to sleep.

This is especially funny if you dream about it then you wake up and laugh at yourself before falling back to sleep again (and the process repeats)…thats why I always wake up late.

-JiarenLau.

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