Philosphy of Life.

Yie Chu sucks! Subkiller oso sucks! You 2 deserve each other…go
get married lar!!! now ur gonna find out why I hate to do these kinda stuff and why you should never
involve me in this kind of time-wasting, unproductive, useless activities. Oi,
if I tag you, then you must do it!!! This is the second time I kena, the first
time my comp crashed on me…so you better appreciate this.!!!

Read on…I DARE YOU! …but first the instructions(if you give
a crap)

First of all, remove the blog in the no.1 spot from the following list and push
everyone up one place. Then add your own blog to the bottom spot.

1. Alex Allied
2. Clueless Dream
3. Planet Subkiller
4. ycfoo’s life
5. Jiaren’s coolest, awesome, overwhelming, grand, breathtaking,
splendid, tremendous, remarkable, amazing, awe-inspiring, unrivaled, unequaled,
unparalleled, unsurpassed, unmatched, supreme and ultimate blog experience.

Then, answer the following questions :

What were I doing 10 years back :
When I was 9 years old, life was good because I hadn’t met
the 2 morons who tagged me into writing this stupid thingiemajig… 

hmm, what was I doing arr??? The same thing we do every
night, Pinky! Try to take over the world!!!

What were I doing 1 year back :
When I was 18 years old, I was suffering because I had met
the 2 morons who tagged me into writing this stupid thingiemajig… 

The same thing we do every night, Pinky! Try to take over
the world!!!

5 snacks I enjoy :
* Haagan Dazs
* Starbucks
* my nose poop
* my fingernails
* my brothers tummy.

5 songs I know all the lyrics off my head right now :
* Marry Had a Little Clam
* Twinkle Twinkle Little car
* Negaraku
* Spongebob Theme Song
* Teletubbies Theme Song

5 things I would do if I am a millionaire :
* First, give 10% to God(which leaves me with 900,000);
then,
* Point and laugh at Yie Chu and Subkiller who does NOT have
900,000 bucks, and;
* Buy something worth 900,000 dollars, or;
* Convert the money to rupiah, or;
* see what it feels like to burn 900,000 cash.

5 things I love to do :
* farting in vehicles full of people.
* scratching crotch and groin in public areas.
* Pee-ing on the flush handle in public toilets
* Shouting at actors in cinema.
* Washing hair once a month.

5 things you would never wear, buy or get new again :
* Jeans
* Bra
* Panties
* Bikini
* Condom( gee…that was easy, jk…duh!) 

5 favourite “toys” :
* my PDA
* my HP
* my PC
* my Camera
* my p**** (*evil smile*)

Then you select five people to pass it on :
* Veronica Pang! Kekeke…
* Phoebe Balan! No need to thank me, lol…
* Sobri! Nah, now you have something interesting to write…
* Charlie Sim! It’s about time you
updated ur blog
anyways…
* Mark Kallang! (is that how you spell “Kallang”?)..abt time you updated ur blog too…

P.S. I told you not to read it, didn’t I?

-JiarenLau

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