If I was a handphone…
Remember those essays that we used to write in primary school or lower secondary school??? The ones that begun with something like "Jika saya sebuah kereta…" or "Saya sebatang pensel…"??? Well, I was cleaning up my computer and found this on it. I remember writing it but forgot when…Andy told me I should post in on my blog so that’s what I’m doing now. It was originally a file called "abtme.txt" on my desktop.
Enjoy!
If I was a computer…no…I’ve done that in friendster before. hmm…If I was a handphone:
I was designed in 1986 by the Lau Mobile Communications Department. They were lacking funds so they had to quickly manufacture this product. It was codenamed "Big Fat Foot". In October 1986 it was commercially available. It was given the name J.I.A.R.E.N. The Lau Jiaren. It was big, bulky and consumed a lot of energy. It was to be recharged at least 3 times a day. It’s retail price was so high nobody could afford it so until today it resides within the boundaries of it’s original corporation.
Slow processing power, lack of storage capacity, and insufficient memory caused major problems. It did however have a state of the art (at that time) cognitive science (artificial intelligence) feature which enabled it to learn from its surrounding environments. It has been tested in cold climates such as in Holland and in China as well as in the tropical region namely Malaysia. It’s artificial intelligent ability to store information was still in BETA stages during production and therefore has a bug which contributes to it’s short attention span. It also is drawn to shiny objects and its younger more slimer handphone counterparts.
Today the Lau company continues experimenting with the Jiaren. They have gone to China and left the Jiaren in Kuching alone. They wish to track its ability to survive in a hostile environment. Scientists are not too optimistic.
Pros:
-Durable speaker system.
Cons:
-Large size.
-Short battery life.
-Low credit.
-Bad navigation interface.
-Irresponsive functions
-No silent mode.
-JiarenLau
April 18th, 2006 at 5:57 pm
Well I can say there is a creativity in your essay and maybe we can work out to make a mobile phone one day LOL!!! Hahaha!! I even didn’t finish my robot yet how do i want to involve into this kind of mobile phone things LOL!!!
Or maybe a KILLER ROBOTS but the equipment quite expensive but it’s cool what am I talking about this morning full of crap hahahaa~!!
April 18th, 2006 at 10:22 pm
looks like ur the creative one, not me, lolz…
April 19th, 2006 at 2:08 am
hmm… sounds like its a phone nobody would want… I mean, it’s big, it’s clumsy, short life span…..etc. not for me!