Philosphy of Life.

Thank you everyone who remembered my birthday! If you didn’t than buzz off…I dun need friends like you. That aside, I got a couple of prezzies that you probably couldn’t care less about so let’s not go there…instead, lets read about Jiaren’s incredibly interesting, ambitious, mind-boggling life…

First, let see what happens when a big fish tries to eat a basketball…
Apparently,A resident in the area saw a ball bouncing around kind of strangely in a nearby pond and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a child’s basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The resident tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish.

You probably wouldn’t have believed this, if you hadn’t seen the following pictures…

Credits go to Sileast20 for sharing it in the first place…I was even too lazy to write it up so I plagerized his words as well…lame huh, I know..tell me about it…

Now for item No. 2…
Behold the truth about our country’s history…contains traces of discrimination…not advisable to read if you are easily aggravated.

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…and finally, last but certainly not least, I let my friends cut my hair for me!!! First time ler…! See…cool anot? how much would you pay for a cut like this??? (To be honest I don’t really care but you’ll make my friends feel either happy of sad with ur answer)

My hair dressers were Valerie and Stephanie…see for urself!

Pretty much the best "Before" picture I have…

*gulp* thinking: "what the heck have I got myself into now?!"

The great minds at work evaluating the subject…

hehe…it tickes…!

1 hour and 15 minutes later, behold…

Finished and itchy!

So whadaya think??? any coments??? Remember, if you insult me you insult them…

I know it’s lame to advertise ur own birthday…but wen you have no shame it’s not really that much of a problem…anyways, I’ll be 20 tomolo….the BIG two-OH!!! I dunno whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing coz I still feel sweet 16…or younger. -probably younger.

Last night was All Nations Night…I got to wear my "guy-cheong sam" thingie…I know theres a special name for it but I can’t be bothered to look it up…dun I look cool?

The other two people are my family for the International Friendship Linkup thingie…The guys name is Mark and the wife is Jennifer. They’re both really great people…they gave me a TV and a Bicycle free!!! I’ll post a pic of the bike soon…if I remember.

There were performaces from from so many different countries…and the food!!! it was great! I have a swell time! …ooh man, I gotta start dieting…I can’t loose weight in this place…mainly coz of the fact that I have a buffet style dinner every night…and my willpower is only oh-so-strong…

Besides that, I have another announcement to make…If ur one of the many people who asked were recomended by me to use Kaspersky AntiVirus, then you would’ve realised by now that the key I gave you is gonna be expired in about a weeks time (15 Oct if I’m not mistaken) so for ur convenient…and mine, I’ve supplied a link for the key for Kaspersky Anti-Virus 6.0.0.303.

By the way, YES, Kaspersky AntiVirus (KAV) IS the best AntiVirus out there…in my opinion. Here’s what you do so you don’t I don’t have to guide you one by one…

Step 1: Click Here
Step 2: Download from any one of the HTTP links.
Step 3: Run it or save it up to you…but I recomend
Step 4: Click Here
Step 5: Choose "Save Target As" or "Save to Disk" and put it on ur desktop or someplace easily accessible.
Step 5: After installing KAV it will say "Welcome!" and request that you activate your copy of KAV. Choose the third option that reads "Apply existing lecense key" Follow the instructions.
Step 6: You should be alright unless you want to configure everything in it.

Credits go to Subkiller for supplying me the key.

I hope thats simple enough for you guys to understand…*hints at Linzhi*…anyway, this is from me to you..I just hope I dun get sued by Kaspersky Labs for this, hehe…Enjoy!

-JiarenLau