The truth is stranger than fiction…

Thank you everyone who remembered my birthday! If you didn’t than buzz off…I dun need friends like you. That aside, I got a couple of prezzies that you probably couldn’t care less about so let’s not go there…instead, lets read about Jiaren’s incredibly interesting, ambitious, mind-boggling life…

First, let see what happens when a big fish tries to eat a basketball…
Apparently,A resident in the area saw a ball bouncing around kind of strangely in a nearby pond and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a child’s basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The resident tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish.

You probably wouldn’t have believed this, if you hadn’t seen the following pictures…

Catfish

Catfish2

Catfish3

Credits go to Sileast20 for sharing it in the first place…I was even too lazy to write it up so I plagerized his words as well…lame huh, I know..tell me about it…

Now for item No. 2…
Behold the truth about our country’s history…contains traces of discrimination…not advisable to read if you are easily aggravated.

Essay

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…and finally, last but certainly not least, I let my friends cut my hair for me!!! First time ler…! See…cool anot? how much would you pay for a cut like this??? (To be honest I don’t really care but you’ll make my friends feel either happy of sad with ur answer)

My hair dressers were Valerie and Stephanie…see for urself!

H1

Pretty much the best "Before" picture I have…

H2

*gulp* thinking: "what the heck have I got myself into now?!"

H4

The great minds at work evaluating the subject…

H3

hehe…it tickes…!

1 hour and 15 minutes later, behold…

H5

Finished and itchy!

So whadaya think??? any coments??? Remember, if you insult me you insult them…

10 Responses to “The truth is stranger than fiction…”

  1. ined Says:

    hehe..remember wut u said in dining hall, this morning!!
    i didnt curse(kutuk) them, i was just saying to insult you, not them(steph and val, if this guy ever tell you sumthing about wut i say to ur cutting work, ignore him)!!! huahaha…

  2. 'Kevin' Says:

    hahaha… hey i love the catfish storie…bring the inner laugh of me hahaha…..

    and…oh yes ur hair i tot u gonna have a big change in it but still looks the same!!!!

  3. Sing Bih Says:

    If any of you girls are reading this, if you happen to cut Jiaren’s hair again in the future…Do me a favour and botak him for me!! I mean, we never seen him bald :D :D :d

  4. Len Fuma Says:

    Either that catfish has a brain or a dog has just reincarnated into a cat fish… things you can imagine O_o”

  5. VeronicA Says:

    the catfish looks disgusting!!

  6. Rudi Says:

    Hey bro,
    nice blog - very straightforward and candid. Keep up the good work!

  7. Jiaren Says:

    thanks for the comments…I dun have that “kind” of hair where u can style…plus, the back of my hair a bit botak…see?

    I kinda tot u might like the satfish story too…shocked me when i read it! lolz…

  8. Sobzphenz Says:

    Nice hair cut dude … hehhe

    how’s ur life then?? Me?? I spend a lot of my time on the weekend on travelling cuz kinda bored stay in Miri for whole year hehehee

  9. Jiaren Says:

    where are u, sob?

    im goin travelling in my holidays…ill write abt it on my blog when i finish my exams…

  10. Sobzphenz Says:

    well I still in Miri at the moment LOLZ … in the of month I’m going for holiday to Terengganu hheee!!! ….

    how about you dude??

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