Philosophical Fact #1: Testimonials.
Definition: testimonial
• noun
1 a formal statement testifying to someone’s character and qualifications.
2 a public tribute to someone and to their achievements.
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OK CHILDREN! PAY ATTENTION!!! That is the definition of "TESTIMONIAL". Testimonials are NOT pictures/video/audio!!!
You know what I’m talking about…these ones:-
…and…
.*………….,
.to………._/^\_
my.dearest..
.friends:…./.-.\…..*
….*……..`/&\`……….*
…………,@.*;@,
………../_o.I.%_\….*
.*……..(`’–:o(_@;
………/`;–.,__.`’)…….*
……..;@`o.%.O,*`’`&\.
..*….(`’–)_@.;o.%’()\..*
……./`;–._`”–._O’@;
……/&*,()~o`;-.,_.`""`)
……/`,@.;+&.().o*`;-’;\
…..(`""–.,_0.+%.@’.&()\
…../-.,_….“”–….-’`)..*
*…./@%;o`:;’–,.__…__.’\
….;*,&();.@.%.&^;~`"`o;@();..*
…/();.o^~;.&.().o@*&`;&%O\
….`"="==""==,,,.,="=="==="`
__.—-.(\-”.#####—…__..-._
`……..\)_`"""""`
…….–’.')..Merry
….o(..)_-\….Christmas
Sure they’re cute but they are NOT testimonials. This is precisely why I don’t write testimonials…although I do enjoy receiving them…something tells me that I’m gonna be very unpopular in the receiving testimonials department after this…oh well, think of the bright side -if I were into writing testimonials, this would be on everyones page (click and zoom in!):
I have just updated my testimonial profile with 15 "non-testimonial" testimonials(NTTs) that I have kept hidden away…They will be there for your viewing discomfort until for no longer than a week before I remove ALL NTTs from my profile. The objective of this post it to urge you all to do the same!
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quoteoftheday:
"Credit… is the only enduring testimonial to man’s confidence in man." -James Blish


February 6th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
That’s exactly what i wonder everytime i view friendster profiles…
February 6th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
No wonder UNSW has its Anatomy department culled, with fale students and lecturers and dean like yourself in there… just fale on an epic scale :p
February 6th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Cheers, from Swaziland
February 6th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
should put thiss in bulletin board. Keke…
Jiaren, y aren’t u bek for cny? aiyo…
February 7th, 2007 at 2:30 am
LOL EXACTLY!!
For once I actually agree with you. And for the first time u said something that makes sense.
Go Jia… haha…
Yalo, come back for CNY la.
February 7th, 2007 at 4:05 am
hallo jiaren! i’ve updated my blog already haha. and yeah, i agree with what you just wrote.
February 7th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
May i also point out that testimonials are not messages that say ‘I miss you. How are you?’ which some people are unaware of. lol (i noticed the excessive usage of exclamation marks and am trying to rid myself of the habit. I shall find an alternative way to express my excitement from now onwards)
Keep on going btw. good job so far heheheh
February 7th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
LOLs..I started using it as a chat system..Coz i noticed how ppl always ask for testimonials..n i dunno wat to write~
My godsister uses her like a chatroom..n then..i got sucked in into it..
February 8th, 2007 at 7:14 am
my internet got cut off! *sigh*…now in friends house…
Amos: Im in USQ (University of Southern Queensland) …way better than UNSW (im being patriotic to my skool)
Yie Chu: I no $$$ lar…u sponsor lar! plus skool starts in half a month.
Veronica: where got?! I believe you said u agreed with me on the post about smoking and drinking post a couple of months back…
Phoebe: yeah..finally! sure took u long enough…so u using my blog as an advertisement to draw more ppl in eh? smart…
Evelyn: funny you should say that considering you approved it, huh? *ahem* *ahem*
Doris: girls will be girls…*sigh*
February 8th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Hah hah, UNSW fale (failed) at an epic scale.
Hopefully I’ll catch you around Queensland after 1st Semester, in the mean time, sit tight. IF you can catch a Freedom Air to Hammy there’s always a place for you to bunk in. Cheers,
February 9th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Lol stalker. Do you know how long those testimonials were sitting there waiting for me to approve them? i guess the world of friendster has evolved. lol I can’t stop people from writing me stuff like that but i dont do it myself. heheh. btw i actually wrote to the authorities of frienster a long time ago concerning this matter but no reply or action taken. Cis!
October 24th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
People should read this.