Informatics Kuching closing…

April 11th, 2006 by jiarenlau

Well, well, well…It seems like I’m a walking disaster. Every place I go seems to close down. I went to Informatics Miri, and it closed down. Came to Informatics Kuching and now it’s closing down too…*sigh* Funny thing you know Informatics used to own half the entire block…now it’s reduced to the 1st and 2nd floor only…


let me show you my college:

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Legend:

  • Red border is what Informatics Kuching "used" to be.
  • Green border is what Informatics Kuching is now.
  • Blue border is now "One Stop Discount Store".
  • Yellow border I heard has been bought over and is going to become a trophy store or something….
  • cacat huh?

Soon all of it will no longer belong to Informatics. All the students who are continuing will be transfered to KL… Fortunately, Im not one of them…COZ IM GONNA PASS ALL MY SUBJECTS AND GRADUATE!!!

Theres supposed to be some kind of session regarding the closure of the school. It was supposed to be on 7th April but they postponed it to the middle of this month…the date hasn’t been confirmed yet but I’ll let you know how it goes. The management from KL is coming together with the Ministry Of Higher Education(MOHE).

by the way, do you like the frame for the pic? I just learnt how to make it a couple of minute ago with photoshop, hehe…and how come cannot colour the fonts in this blog thing anymore? Anyone else have this problem?


Oh, besides that, IM FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!! It feels so good to wake up in the morning and have absolutely NOTHING to do…ahh…been waiting months for this day…thats why I’m blogging…but I just told Linzhi that I’m about to go study…so I better go g
oof off someplace else for now.

Last thing, Happy "belated" Birthday to Vera and Tina (11 April)


Au revoir!

-JiarenLau

UPDATE.

April 1st, 2006 by jiarenlau

    This is probably gonna be the last update til at least 13th April…I’m so friggin tired of this stupid final project of mine…the good news is that it’s finishing on the 7th April…the bad news is the project has to be finished by tuesday…the worse news is I still have another mini project which I havent started yet…and thats due on 12 April..

    So now u can see why I’m rarely online…well, thats not entirely true as well…I’m in my room all day "supposedly" doing my work…and my MSN messenger is always on…just that I keep it in "appear offline" mode. Thats coz I dun want anyone kacauing me when i’m watching movie, i mean…doing my project…

    It’s so so so so so so SO SO SO SO SO SOSOSOSOSOSSOOOOOOOO TOUGH!!!!!!

To give you an idea of how much pain i’m in..do the following:
    close ur  eyes…no not yet you moron! how are you gonna know what to do next if you friggin dont read whats gonna happen?! close ur eyes…imagine the nuclear holocaust…no…no…erm…imagine…you got ur sister really really REALLY MAD!!! then the next day at school ( bring urself back to the old days for you ppl who aren’t in school no more) ur results come out…and you couldn’t possibly can any worse. Now you teachers tell this to ur goodie-too-shoes who is already out for revenge. She yells at you then when shes all worn out guess who she tells?

    thats right! …mum. So now mum yells her head off and as if ur not feeling bad enough she tells dad when he gets home. So now "already stressed" dad is over-stressed as ever and basically just seeking whom he may devour, i mean…looking for an object, an entity, a subject to release his bottomless pit of steam…and at the same time you think to urself:

"oh boy, this is gonna be fun…time to do the head-tilted-down-with-no-expression look"

…as if you reflecting on your mistakes but you’re really just thinking of a way to get revenge on your tell-tale sister.

    eh?! where am I??? off topic? not again…crap…*sigh* okay, nevermind…I can still use it. Now, imagine how angry you are…how much pain ur going thru at that very instant. The pain, the agony, the stress, anger, and the in-the-moment-urge-to-commit-suicide/pull-out-a-gun-and-shoot-everyone state of mind. Now hold that thought.

    ( thought * 1000 ) ^1 billion = a fraction of the pain I’m in right now.
    btw, * = multiplication, ^ = power.

    So as you can imagine, it ain’t pretty…but someones gotta do it. I’ve wasted enough time here so I’m off now. Last but not least I wanna get a sticker for my car that says "Honk if you think I’m doing an exellent job at driving!" then I can cut people off and they won’t know wat to do, haha…

busy.bus.bu.b…..zzzz……

March 21st, 2006 by jiarenlau

Are you asking why I’m busy???
Are you wondering how it is possible that I am busy???
I’m so lazy, how could I possibly be busy…or can I???
That’s precisely the reason of my being busy…
My laziness has caused my busy-ness…

why…?

because…

…I’m taking my final project this semester…
the final project is 2 semesters…
that’s 8 months…
in case you don’t know…
and now I’m cramming it all into 2 weeks.

Serves me right.
It’s hard.
…cause I don’t understand.
why don’t I understand?
…because my short term memory caused my long term stupidity.

so buzz off.
-end-

Jiaren. Online. 24/7.

February 24th, 2006 by jiarenlau

Check out my new website…my home page…I just got it 2 days ago so it’s pretty empty except for a bunch of nonsense I put in. I love crapping…now I can crap all I want, lol…

Gimme some ideas on how I can improve it aiight??? comments and insults are welcome as well. It’s powered by Microsoft Office Live and still in BETA stages at the moment so if it does get on my nerves from time to time coz it’s a hassle to edit it. Anyways, take a look…and tell me what you think!

URL: www.jiarenlau.com


ps: There’s a permenent link to it on the left navigation bar at the bottom

…flattered.

February 18th, 2006 by jiarenlau

As much as I love seeing so many coments on my post, it means that It’s time to update it. Now I dun have nothing to write today but I thought I might as well just throw this piece of crap post among my other beloved masterpieces so you, my fans, have something fresh to comment on.

…am I being too perasan?

-JiarenLau.

Things you probably don’t know about me…and probably don’t want to…

February 11th, 2006 by jiarenlau
  1. I hate chain letters.
  2. The only instrument I enjoy playing is the keyboard…but it must come with a mouse.
  3. I know more or less who’s going to read this post.(Linzhi, Veron, Eve, Sing Bih, Sobri, Yie Chu maybe…)
  4. However, most probably you’ll be too lazy to comment on it…right?
  5. My sister read the Lord of the Rings trilogy in 2 weeks…in 2 weeks I got past the first page and called quits.
  6. I bite my fingernails sub-conciously.
  7. I think Chinese people are boring.
  8. "It’s the thought that counts" does NOT apply to me…I like expensive prezzies!
  9. I have VERY bad taste in fashion, I buy 0% of my clothes myself.
  10. If you ask me how you look, I will tell you what you want to hear…that you look good.
  11. I only update my blog if I have something interesting to write about.
  12. I think my own jokes are hilarious.
  13. I think long distance relationships are stupid…no offence.
  14. I would love to see the look on your face when you see the vid on my profile.
  15. I left my toothpaste in Miri when I went back for CNY…and haven’t bought a new one since.
  16. I enjoy melting those yellow ball things in public toilets.
  17. I flush the toilet before I pee so I can race the toilet to see who stops first.
  18. I think people who smoke are at least partially retarded.
  19. People who try to prove point 4 wrong are morons.
  20. I never wear jeans.
  21. The only place where I eat seafood is in Ipoh.
  22. I like reading my name in other peoples blog.
  23. If I do something wrong, tell the world about it…I like my name to be popular in conversation.
  24. If I do something right, keep it between ourselves…I don’t like to be subject to high expectations.


If you think any of these facts are refering to you in any way, they probably are.

Lazy wanna think liau…tired. If I think of anything, I’ll just add it to this list later on. In the meantime, I would like to open a topic for the comments:

Annoying/Strange/Weird/Interesting things I Probably don’t know about me…but should:
eg. I talk too much (no I don’t!)

-JiarenLau.

Strange Things You Probably Don’t Know

January 23rd, 2006 by jiarenlau

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
 

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".

During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen
in the distance (and Heston’s wearing a watch).

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
(That explains a few mysteries….)

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
 

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per
side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange,
purple and silver.
 

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
 

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??) 

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down
so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.
 

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’s "Born in
the USA."

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your
thumb.
 

The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player
for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola,
  so they called themselves Motorola.
 

Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
sink into quicksand.

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a
piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin
look-alike contest.
 

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a
woman
to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
most often stolen from public libraries.
 

The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!
 


The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
 

Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000


Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
 

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
 

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =
  12,345,678,987,654,321
 

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
 

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 


Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?
A. Honey

In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase……… "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and
because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".
 


In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them, "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It’s where we get the phrase "mind your P’s and Q’s"

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice. 

 

~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

-LauJiaren.

Dun read if you know whats good for you!

January 22nd, 2006 by jiarenlau

Yie Chu sucks! Subkiller oso sucks! You 2 deserve each other…go
get married lar!!! now ur gonna find out why I hate to do these kinda stuff and why you should never
involve me in this kind of time-wasting, unproductive, useless activities. Oi,
if I tag you, then you must do it!!! This is the second time I kena, the first
time my comp crashed on me…so you better appreciate this.!!!

 

Read on…I DARE YOU! …but first the instructions(if you give
a crap)


First of all, remove the blog in the no.1 spot from the following list and push
everyone up one place. Then add your own blog to the bottom spot.

1. Alex Allied
2. Clueless Dream
3. Planet Subkiller
4. ycfoo’s life
5. Jiaren’s coolest, awesome, overwhelming, grand, breathtaking,
splendid, tremendous, remarkable, amazing, awe-inspiring, unrivaled, unequaled,
unparalleled, unsurpassed, unmatched, supreme and ultimate blog experience.


Then, answer the following questions :


What were I doing 10 years back :

When I was 9 years old, life was good because I hadn’t met
the 2 morons who tagged me into writing this stupid thingiemajig… 

hmm, what was I doing arr??? The same thing we do every
night, Pinky! Try to take over the world!!!

What were I doing 1 year back :
When I was 18 years old, I was suffering because I had met
the 2 morons who tagged me into writing this stupid thingiemajig… 

The same thing we do every night, Pinky! Try to take over
the world!!!

5 snacks I enjoy :
* Haagan Dazs
* Starbucks
* my nose poop
* my fingernails
* my brothers tummy.

5 songs I know all the lyrics off my head right now :
* Marry Had a Little Clam
* Twinkle Twinkle Little car
* Negaraku
* Spongebob Theme Song
* Teletubbies Theme Song

5 things I would do if I am a millionaire :
* First, give 10% to God(which leaves me with 900,000);
then,
* Point and laugh at Yie Chu and Subkiller who does NOT have
900,000 bucks, and;
* Buy something worth 900,000 dollars, or;
* Convert the money to rupiah, or;
* see what it feels like to burn 900,000 cash.


5 bad habits :

* farting in vehicles full of people.
* scratching crotch and groin in public areas.
* Pee-ing on the flush handle in public toilets
* Shouting at actors in cinema.
* Washing hair once a month.


5 things I love to do :

* farting in vehicles full of people.
* scratching crotch and groin in public areas.
* Pee-ing on the flush handle in public toilets
* Shouting at actors in cinema.
* Washing hair once a month.

5 things you would never wear, buy or get new again :
* Jeans
* Bra
* Panties
* Bikini
* Condom( gee…that was easy, jk…duh!) 

5 favourite “toys” :
* my PDA
* my HP
* my PC
* my Camera
* my p**** (*evil smile*)

Then you select five people to pass it on :

* Veronica Pang! Kekeke…
* Phoebe Balan! No need to thank me, lol…
* Sobri! Nah, now you have something interesting to write…
* Charlie Sim! It’s about time you
updated ur blog
anyways…
* Mark Kallang! (is that how you spell “Kallang”?)..abt time you updated ur blog too…

P.S. I told you not to read it, didn’t I?

-JiarenLau

curious…

January 12th, 2006 by jiarenlau

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Why are you reading this??? Why am I writing this??? Don’t you have anything better to do??? Don’t I have anything better to do??? The worlds growing so fast, everythings evolving…ever wonder about the small things in life??? …like you know when you drink a lot of water until you gotta pee read bad and then when you do pee your pee looks like water, is it still drinkable? or when you feel like farting but you hold it in and if you hold it in long enough you don’t feel like farting anymore, where did all that gas go? hmm…

How is it that when you’re just a small kid, you hate girls so much (applies to guys and maybe some retarded girls) but when you grow older thats all you perverts think about??? or when ur just a kid you always want to grow up to be just like your mum or dad but as you grow older the more you want to get away from them???

Im writing this post coz veron asked me to update my blog but I don’t have anything interesting to talk about….well, thats not entirely true…I got a lot of things to talk about but lazy wanna type…

Sometimes I think way too much…thats what Linzhi says anyway…or at least thats what she used to say. Not anymore though…now if I am curious about the small things in life…like did you know that a rabbit can actually mate with a guinea pig??? I read that it IS possible provided that the rabbit is very young and the guinea pig is very old. I wonder what the offspring would look like, don’t you??? …or instead of drinking beer till you get drunk, what would happen if you injected pure alchohol into your bloodstream??? huh??? …but let’s not go down that road… Anyway, as I was saying, if Im curious about the small things in life now, I go to sleep.

This is especially funny if you dream about it then you wake up and laugh at yourself before falling back to sleep again (and the process repeats)…thats why I always wake up late.

-JiarenLau.

Want something cheap and pirated from China?

January 3rd, 2006 by jiarenlau

…whether it be Polo, Dri-fit, jeans, toys, electronics, hardware, paintings, or wateva, just let me know here and I’ll see what I can do…

The pirated stuff here are ridiculously cheap and good in quality so i dun mind…

branded shirts are like RM10…

1GB "Sony" Memory Stick Pro is RM100 (dunno can work anot lar)…

DVD’s are RM2…

GameBoy chips are RM20…

They have pirated digicams, PSP, Zippo, and a whole bunch of stuff…

-JiarenLau.